DAY OF THE BABY

12/2/23: Baby Monkey

Cute Alert! LOL


10/17/23: funny baby

this is funny because it has huge teeth

how does he have teeth he is a baby


10/11/23: dog baby

ive never seen this dog in my life.


7/17/23: CAT BABY

2 DAYS AGO MY CAT HAD 5 BABIES. HERE IS A PHOTO


5/16/23: Dumpster Baby

i looked up baby because i wanted to find the newest baby to talk about but apparently last week in florida a baby was found in a dumpster and the mother was found and is being charged for improper disposal of a body. the baby was stillborn and the woman didnt know sjhe was pregnant. this reminds me of the show i used to watch on TLC or whatever that show messed me up dude it was so disturbing. despite occuring in florida this is not the afforementioned crocodilian baby


5/15/23: Monkey Baby

hes named is rupert


5/1/23: Insectoid Baby

hi guys... sorry i havent been posting. in truth, a mother insectoid laid eggs in my corpse the other day (with her ovipositor). they grew inside me while feasting on my body. so sad. but they're all grown up now.


4/25/23: Dripping Wet Baby

this baby is sopping wet from spending all of its time in the bogs and swamps of western russia


4/19/23: Cool Baby


4/17/23: Pool Baby

babies instinctually know hgow yto swim try it you can put one in a pool. so kids who say they cant swim are lying thrre stupid just throw them in the water and tehy will fugure it out!


4/13/23: Brand New Baby

Hey guys, today I'll be starting my full transformation into a baby. wish me luck on my journey. I'll keep you all posted until i can no longer type. JK! there is a new baby though. you can check baby.com


4/11/23: Wretched Baby

this baby is absolutely vile, dripping in pus and other fluids. but one look into his eyes and you can't resist his charms.


4/10/23: Edible Baby

this baby was bringing a basket of groceries to his dear grandma when a witch appeared to turn him into molasses. hes delicious now (artpiece by Kara Walker)


4/6/23: the sleeping baby

don't speak too loud because this baby is sleeping... shhhhh....


4/5/23: Your Baby

at 32 miles an hour, your newborn baby could easily outrun Olympic sprinters


4/4/23: Drooling Idiot Baby

this baby has gained access to the internet and wont stop submitting frankly nonsensical babies to my inbox. i've looked up all of these babies and none of them exist. i dont know if you know this, but i take my work very seriously. this is what i imagine this baby to look like. he goes by many names.


4/3/23: Baby of the Planet

babies run this world


3/31/23: My Babies

recently i gave birth to these lovely little babies. my pregnancy journey is actually what inspired me to start cataloguing all sorts of different babies. but these babies are by far the best because they combine my looks and my charm


3/29/23: The Blue Baby Trio

these babies were born all at once, one from each member of the blue man group. if youre reading this please help me its so dark in here


3/27/23: WereBaby

this baby is actually a man almost every day of the month. but when the fullmoon, baby it baby


3/22/23: Growing Baby

this baby was all of us at some point.


3/20/23: Glowing Baby

this baby was found to be emitting an eerie green light.


3/19/23: Jungle Baby

mysterious baby found being raised by the animals of the jungle. when trying to rescue him, his body reacted violently. they decided it was best to put him back with the creatures. he grew into a very respectable young man with a deep understanding of nature


3/17/23: The Lopsided Baby

this baby is known for having a considerably shorter left leg, yet can walk fully upright with no issue. congratulations to Donna Pongleton for her hard work raising this baby boy.


3/15/23: Crocodilian Baby

this baby is rumored to be part crocodilian because its physical traits allow it to be a successful predator. its external morphology is a sign of its aquatic and predatory lifestyle. its streamlined body enables it to swim swiftly; it also tucks its feet to the side while swimming, making it faster by decreasing water resistance. it hase webbed feet which, though not used to propel it through the water, allows it to make fast turns and sudden moves in the water or initiate swimming. webbed feet are an advantage in shallow water, where the baby sometimes moves around by walking. this baby have a palatal flap, a rigid tissue at the back of the mouth that blocks the entry of water. the palate has a special path from the nostril to the glottis that bypasses the mouth. the nostrils are closed during submergence.


3/14/23: Rancid Red Baby

this baby came out covered in sticky red jam. it is 2 months old and even though its parents have been trying their best to keep it out of dirt and grime it has begun to accumulate a layer of lint and dust that sticks to the rancid red skin



DON'T LIKE MY BABIES?

DAY OF THE WORD

3/9/23: Vegetable

a plant you eated


3/8/23: Tumor

a sick and twisted outcome if you change just a simple letter in the last word. this isnt a verb btw


3/7/23: Tutor

this word has been rumored to be the only verb in the english language ending in -or


3/6/23: Ham

classic meat often featured in heathcliff comics


3/4/23: Putrid

a stench of EPIC proportions


2/28/23: Skungly

my god, are you dense? did you actually think this was a real word? youre so stupid.


2/27/23: Jelly

of or like a gel/gelatin. "this thing is kind of jelly!" (refering to a snail, slug, jello, jelly, gel, slime, coagulation, clot, etc.)


2/24/23: Gamble

taking a risk... but its usually more fun like with card???s idk but basically u might win something. or Lose Everything


2/23/23: Rubble

well this is actually the name of the. a member of paw patrol his name is rubble he operates sort of a hybrid digger machine thing even though hes a puppy. hes a bull dog


2/22/23: Bombarded

pelted. usually with bombs


2/21/23: Lagomorph

the order that includes hares and rabbits. they have big flompy feet


2/16/23: Used

it has fulfilled its purpose. you can never get it back


2/15/23: FORTNITE

im sorry i dotn have much time


2/14/23: Pickle

todays word was submitted byyy Gabe's friend. Pickle was the MVP for Puppy Bowl XIX. Happy Valentimes dayyyyyy


2/10/23: Heathcliff

heathcliff is a daily one-panel comic series about a cat named heathcliff and boy is he silly


2/9/23: Vegetable

plant that you Eat!


2/6/23: Secret

i cant tell you what this word means... its a secret....


2/3/23: Goblin Mode

this was the word of the year for 2022 for some reason. personally i think the word of the year shouldve been two-thousand and twenty two bc that was the year :/


2/2/23: Oil

rhymes with lots of words such as soil, boil, toil, doil, moil, choil, oil, and groyl :)


2/1/23: Bird

the bird. is the word.


1/31/23: Oxford Comma

gaben deer submitted this words along with its definition:
"It's the "optional" comma in lists , seen hither : 1 , 2 , & 3 It's important in legal stuff so if there are 3 beneficiaries the last 2 don't need to share one part of the estate. To be clear it's the second comma before the ampersand in the example above :3 yippee !!!!!"
basically this guys a nerd


1/30/23: Invisible

todays word is invisible :D


1/29/23: Splat

sound that happened when i dropped you off a building


1/28/23: Snoodle

new challeneg YOU decide what this word means and write it down on a piece of paper send it to santa claus in the north pole he will know what to do and only then on Christmas Day of 2023 will i update this section with the definition


1/26/23: Weevil

weebles are my favorite kind of bug they are beetles with long noses and funny clown proportions literally hilarious


1/25/23: Jungle

hiiii im sorry guys ive been so inactive and havent even been keeping the words updated im a busy bee lately but i do love this site and wanna add more to it so i hope ur still tuning in when i update. anyway todays word is jungle bc im jamming to jungle music rn while i work on a nasty google site for class. google sites is the worst site builder ive ever used by the way they couldnt have made a shittier service if they tried its google for crying out loud they should know how a website works.


1/23/23: Perplexed

im so confused


1/19/23: Hooter

an noisy owl OvO


1/18/23: Tengo

spanish for "i have" but in my opinion it sounds like it could be a word for a citrussy carbonated drink


1/17/23: Superfluous

todays word was submittrfd by aiden!!! and it means it is TOO MUCH! JUST STOP ALREADY!!!


1/12/23: Scrunch

squeeze and compact into an unnatural shape. i like this word it sounds like i coulod eat it (lunch, crunch, munch, etc.)


1/10/23: Horse

horses are a type of large mammal they are ungulates they have hoofs and can carry humans thats why we have so many of them because they carry us and theyre fast


1/8/23: Mysterious

this word is forbidden


1/7/23: Sprinkel

god did i really miss that many days lol SORRY anyway todays word is submitted by kaiz its like the rain not like the food. tbh its not raining right now thought its snowing bc it ganuary


1/4/23: Happy New Year

its janiary


1/3/23: Squnch

I made it up


1/2/23: Pants

lolololololololol


1/1/23: Prance

this word was submitted by rocky but i think he meant to type pants?


12/31/22: Happy New Year

get ready for janiary :3


12/30/22: Therizinosaurus

this dinosaur my favorite dineosaur


12/29/22: Skittish

sorry i forgot to do words the last few days this will happen a lot thats just who i am but anyway todaze word is skittish i think its a pokemon. shes pink


12/26/22: uhm

i forgot...


12/25/22: POOP

just a christmas poop prank for the holidays! cheers my friends


12/24/22: Plump

i chose this word because it reminds me of jolly old saint nick! hohoho! anyway this means something is roundular


12/23/22: Notoriety

JD told me to make this the word and basically it means how much you should care about something i think


12/22/22: Poshmark

with millions of shoppers and over 700,000 sellers, poshmark brings together a vibrant community of people everyday to express themselves and share their love of fashion. the company has made it so simple to sell your style that the poshmark community uploads over two million dollars worth of inventory into the marketplace every day - right from their phones. word submitted by kaiz and sponsored by poshmark.


12/21/22: Christmas

im too excited to wait until christmas so im making this the word Today as a jolly little surprise!


12/20/22: Poolinsha

this is the name of my beautiful girlfreind. i love her :)


12/19/22: Insane Cat

todays word was submitted by mud. anyway check this shit out


12/18/22: Bioluminescent

today's word was submitted by Gaben (of being a dead deer fame). thank you gaben. sometimes things glow and they arent plugged into something or using batteries, and thats bioluminescent. hopes this helps.


12/17/22: Isopod

today rocky found a giant isopod in animal crossing new horizoned :)


12/16/22: Agony


12/15/22: Sportsball

this is the favorite game of my deer friend gabe. it would've been his 17th birthday today. unfortunately, he was put down last friday for mauling and eventually consuming the remains of a small neighborhood child. may he forever rest in peace god bless


12/13/22: Yummers

it is SO delicious!


12/12/22: Brunglo's Castle

a classic childhood video game from 1995. you follow dingdo, the hilarious green protagonist, through brunglo's evil castle in order to save the kingdom from brunglo's tyrannical reign.


12/11/22: Betrayal

i distinctly remember posting yesterday, but i guess i didnt. todays word is betrayal because i have betrayed you. ive went against your trust.


12/09/22: Urinary

of or having to do with urine. but really, im pretty tired today, so im not gonna spend a lot of time on this one. i just wanna relax and play video games as usual. besides, everyone knows what urine is. it came free with yoyr body. did you ever knowtice a lot of people aren't sure what words mean even though they relate to their own bodies and functions? i think its kind of irresponsible to know so little about the vehicle of flesh you have to drive every day. really eye opening stuff if you think about it. hell, i cant even name every part of the eye. theres the sclera, the pupil, the randius or something. the cluba.


12/08/22: Gobble

viciously consume


12/07/22: Conceit

who are you. what do you want from me.


12/06/22: Hash

a dish made with little cubes of meat and potatoes usually you could have corned beef perchance a corned beef hash for supper?


12/05/22: Fish


12/04/22: Snickersnee

this is a kind of nife but honestly? it is kinda sounds like a type of small dog or something. not an intimidating word at all!


12/03/22: Kerfuffle

also known as a spat a squabbling a fuss a commotion basically. this word made its debut in tale of djungarian hamster for the nintendo switch!


12/02/22: **********

this is the worst word you could EVER say so unfortunately i had to censor it. but basically it means you're a ********** and if you say that you will LITERALLY going to hell! share with someone to keep them safe.


12/01/22: Dhole

this is a kind of dog that lives in asia but personally, i dont care at all!


11/30/22: Whimsicality

whimsicality is the quality of being whimsical. being whimsical is like when you are a trickstery forest creature, per se.


11/29/22: Scromulent

when something is scromulent that means it is really good. i think that legacy foods are scromulent. someone who is scromulent could be like a friend who keeps your secrets and such.


11/28/22: Butter

butter is a dairy product made from churning cream. butter is usually pale yellow and sold at supermarkets in boxes by the pound. butter is new and improved. butter is legacy food. it goes on pancakes and waffles for you, ok?



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